Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a
job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they had to compose
a sentence in English, with three main words: GREEN", "PINK"
and "YELLOW".

The Italian was the first: "I wake up in the morning. I see
the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself
"I hope it will be a PINK day."

The French was the next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a
YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in the evening I watch the
PINK panther on TV."

Last one was the Portuguese: "I wake up in the morning, I
hear the phone GREEN. GREEN... GREEN..., I PINK up the
phone and I say YELLOW!"